the best motherfucking cookies in all the land

the best motherfucking cookies in all the land

cum have sex with me please

Beautiful Faces | Alia Shawkat

what's your pussy taste like?
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peacelovecajun:

I had sex in my mom’s car once

i lost my virginity in my mom’s car…

Literally me forever 

Literally me forever 

considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

Comforter tent because I don’t think I’m allowed to be smoking in this apartment.

Comforter tent because I don’t think I’m allowed to be smoking in this apartment.

whatisitcalledagain:

fat-grrrl:

sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok

no

The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation

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“I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.”

“I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.”

aspeckamongdots:

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