the best motherfucking cookies in all the land
what's your pussy taste like?
I had sex in my mom’s car once
i lost my virginity in my mom’s car…
*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex
sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok
The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation